人人平等
朋友說:「你好似好忙!」
朋友也說:「你好似好得閒!」
little one 只能說:「係好忙 / 係好得閒。不過大家每天都是廿四小時,人人平等,是忙是閒,隨心想。」
最近在網上看了一則笑話,來歷不詳,但挺有趣,也發人深省:
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Academic year
It's not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year has ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.
Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year,
you know Sundays are for rest. days left 313.
Summer holidays- 50 where weather is very hot
and difficult to study. days left 263.
8 hours daily sleep- means 130 days. days left 141.
1 hour for daily playing- (good for health)
means 15 days. days left 126.
2 hours daily for food & other delicacies
(chew properly & eat)- means 30 days. days left 96.
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)
- means 15 days. days left 81.
Exam days per year at least 35 days- days left 46.
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)
- 40 days.Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days- remaining days 3.
Movies and functions at least 2 days- 1 day left.
That 1 day is your birthday-
"How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0
"How can a student pass ?????"
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同學們,共勉之?!
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